Meet Our Milkers
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Nicole
Nicole
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-Job Security. I’m good at it so I’ll always have a job.
- Favorite Designer- Carolina Herrera-Very elegant and fits me like a glove.
- Favorite Drink- Vodka Gimlet.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Paris, France, at The Ritz.
Purple
Purple
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-Listening to classic rock on the radio while being milked.
- Favorite Designer- Jimmy Choo. His shoes make feet look magnificent.
- Favorite Drink- Grey Goose Martini, very dirty!
- Favorite Travel Destination- Capri, it’s the happening place right now. I get invited on a lot of yachts when I’m there.
Tina
Tina
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-Having a sip of wine before milking.
- Favorite Designer- Jean Paul Gaultier. His fashions look stunning against my black hair.
- Favorite Drink- Black Bitch. Appropriate don’t ya think?
- Favorite Travel Destination- New York City. I’m a night owl.
Lana
Lana
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-The appetizers. Milking while sampling the latest in grains is as good as it gets.
- Favorite Designer- Givenchy. Haute goature at its finest.
- Favorite Drink- White Russian. It helps me produce that little bit of extra milk.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Nice France. Best area of France if you ask me, which you did.
Thacia
Thacia
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-It pays the bills while I prepare for medical school.
- Favorite Designer- Monique Lhuillier-When I get married, I’m having Monique design my gown.
- Favorite Drink- Fuzzy Navel. Not that mine is……..
- Favorite Travel Destination- Nobu Restaurant in Dallas, Texas!
Shyanne
Shyanne
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-It’s glamorous work. I get to wear the finest clothing and not pay for any of it.
- Favorite Designer- Lucien Pellat-Finat, the finest cashmere sweaters in the world. Actually my cousins provide the cashmere for a lot of Lucien’s sweaters!
- Favorite Drink- Long Island Iced Tea.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Sydney Australia. Diving with the sharks never gets old.
Triana
Triana
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-The travel. Paris, Milan, Lubbock, all in a day’s work.
- Favorite Designer- Chanel. It’s a classic look that always looks great on me.
- Favorite Drink- Cosmopolitan, actually two cosmos.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Milan, sitting in front of Duomo.
Chinook
Chinook
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-Meeting all the other models and comparing our figures.
- Favorite Designer- Shamask. My favorite suede pants are Shamask so I stick to what makes my butt look great.
- Favorite Drink- Green Apple Martini.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Aspen, Colorado, strapped to a pair of Rossignols.
Sonnet
Sonnet
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-The hours. Most people don’t know that models can sleep until 10am which is a nice benefit.
- Favorite Designer- Manolo Blahnik. The sexiest shoes known to man.
- Favorite Drink- Screwdriver. I know it’s plain but I don’t need a fancy drink in my Manolos.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Listening to the Montreal Symphony Orchestra in Montreal.
Isola
Isola
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-The comp tickets I get to all the great shows: Oscars, Emmys, Laker games, it’s never-ending.
- Favorite Designer- Luciano Barbera. His suits are sublime and always exude class.
- Favorite Drink- Mudslide. Perfect on the beach in Cayman.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Cayman Islands, right on Seven Mile Beach.
Inki
Inki
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-Getting that first call to have a cameo in a movie. I just got to strut down the hall of a lawyer’s office, but I looked awesome doing it.
- Favorite Designer- Luigi Borrelli. If you want to look classy, look no further than Borrelli.
- Favorite Drink- Italian Margarita. Frozen only.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Naples, Italy. I get all of my clothes made there.
Precious
Precious
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-It’s a life of leisure. Does it look hard?
- Favorite Designer- Robert Comstock. Have you seen his leather jackets?
- Favorite Drink- Kir Royale. YUMMY
- Favorite Travel Destination- Pamplona Spain. Running with the bulls is a blast, and they never catch me.
D2
D2
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-It’s what I’ve always wanted do in my life and I accomplished it!!!
- Favorite Designer- Giorgio Armani-He made my last Oscars gown and I looked FANTASTIC!
- Favorite Drink- Screaming Orgasm. Hey, I didn’t name it, I just like them.
- Favorite Travel Destination- The Serengeti. If you’ve ever been on a photo safari there, nothing will ever top it.
Korshak
Korshak
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat- Everything is comped. Food, drink, lodgings. It's luxury living.
- Favorite Designer- Gianluca Isaia-his jackets hug me like a big strong man.
- Favorite Drink- Mojito. I'm a sucker for limes.
- Favorite Travel Destination- The Crescent Court!
Zaza
Zaza
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat- The kid glove treatment. If I don't produce much milk, I'm not scolded, so I can do no wrong.
- Favorite Designer- Etro, the bold stripes and paisleys fit my personality.
- Favorite Drink- Alabama Slammer. I'm a southern girl and I drink southern drinks.
- Favorite Travel Destination- Hotel Zaza of course.
Razzie
Razzie
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat- The opportunity to travel and see the world on someone else's dime.
- Favorite Designer- Missoni. I love the color combinations in their scarves and sweaters.
- Favorite Drink- Kamikaze
- Favorite Travel Destination- Tokyo. The shopping there is tremendous.
Cinnamon
Cinnamon
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-It is easy. It’s perfect for me, I hate work, and this ain’t work
- Favorite Designer-Kiton. Do I need to tell you why?
- Favorite Drink-Sex On The Beach
- Favorite Travel Destination-Lubbock, TX. Wearing Kiton in Lubbock, I stand out like I should
Sinthia
Sinthia
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-M-O-N-E-Y
- Favorite Designer-Hermes. Their lambskin coats are to die for, plus they do not use goat products!
- Favorite Drink-Pravda Martini. It’s better than Grey Goose (You hear me Purple?)
- Favorite Travel Destination-Moscow. Where else would I drink this much vodka and nobody notice?
Frances
Frances
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-I’m at the top of the food chain. I run things among this herd
- Favorite Designer-St. John, it suits my understated style perfectly
- Favorite Drink-Just the house vodka with a twist. I’m not all haughty like some of the girls in here
- Favorite Travel Destination-Little Rock, AR, what can I say, I’m a home girl at heart
Shirley
Shirley
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-Being on a farm. I’m a farm girl so I get to wake up in a pasture, just like I like it
- Favorite Designer-Christian Louboutin, The red soles show I’m basically royalty
- Favorite Drink-Beer. Just a regular beer that would be served to a royal. Nothing fancy, just a royal-level beer
- Favorite Travel Destination-London. The world’s most happenin’ city need someone like me
Latte
Latte
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-I’m the laziest goat on earth, so the fact that it takes 20 minutes per day is perfect for me
- Favorite Designer-Bottega Veneta. Tomas Maier personally requested me to model his recent shoe line
- Favorite Drink-Afterburner (after a hard 20 minute work day, I like to say I’m throwing on the Afterburner)
- Favorite Travel Destination-Banff, trying out my new snowboard
Patches
Patches
- Favorite Thing About Being A Dairy Goat-It’s like getting a massage twice a day, every day and I GET PAID FOR IT!
- Favorite Designer-Donna Karan - We both have beautiful brown hair
- Favorite Drink-Backseat Boogie (I’m a lady, I do not talk)
- Favorite Travel Destination-Anywhere, as long as I’m driving my Aston Martin